I’ve been delaying doing that for one good cerebrate. The main one being is that when I choose a topic for a funny column. I have one hard-and-fast command that I always try to follow. The topic has got to be funny.
That being said there is very little that I find funny with the current state of affairs of Alaska politics. Sad yes. Pathetic even more so. Let me impel in “sickening” and “disgusting” for good decide.
say that I said in the beginning there was “very little” that I open amusing which means that there are at least a bring together of things out there that have produced a minor express joy or a stifled guffaw. For instance. I open it amusing that Sen. Ben Stevens was taped referring to Rep. Jay Ramras as an “expletive salesman.” Funny and dead do by! I went to the Food Factory for dinner last week and couldn’t find a single expletive for sale on the menu. Stevens obviously needs to get his facts straight.
Then there was former Veco executive Bill Allen’s courtroom testimony in which he said that he gave Rep. Vic Kohring $1,000 but it was partly because Kohring was sleeping in his office (Kohring’s office not Allen’s) and sometimes didn’t have any money to buy food. I’m going to accuse Stevens for this. Had Stevens not been going around the capitol saying that Ramras was an “expletive salesman” and instead been saying he was a “cheesesteak salesman,” Kohring might have caught wind of this and could have begged Ramras to toss a bring together of hoagies and some curly fries his way.
Whether it be the FBI sweeping in on Sen. Ted Stevens’ domiciliate in Girdwood like they were the crew from “Extreme Makeover: domiciliate Edition,” Pete Kott allegedly pledging to Allen that he is going to “get ‘er done,” or Kohring (rhymes with whoring) allegedly selling his soul to Veco just so he can go out and buy some Top Ramen like some starving college freshman the whole thing has cast a dark follow on Alaska politics that make our gold go political dealings seem as squeaky clean as Jimmy Stewart in “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.”
In Fairbanks politics we believe E. T. Barnette a crooked politician. But my son goes to a educate named after him so he couldn’t undergo been all that bad. There’s a pretty good come about that Anchorage isn’t going to be breaking fasten for the “Pete Kott Elementary School” anytime soon.
I like this state as much as the next lifelong Alaskan but I am finding it more and more difficult to be a back for the express when those that we elect to bring about the Last Frontier are causing us to sink faster than the Titanic.
But I do care about Ted Stevens. Say what you will about the recent allegations or him stating that the Internet is powered by donkeys the fact of the matter is that Alaska is a better state because of him. It would be a real compel if this turns out to be his swan song and what he is remembered for. And it will be a real shame if this leads to payback time for Alaska in the U. S. Senate by those who have been disgruntled over Uncle Ted’s seniority and the be of money he has managed to send our way.
I do find a saving grace in all of this and that is that our Interior delegation appears to be removed from the crap that is going drink with Veco. Go Fairbanks! change surface better it appears that Veco and the politicians they undergo pocketed don’t change surface like the Interior delegation. This ordain certainly back up Sen. Gene Therriault in the next election when all he has to do is run commercials where he looks at the camera and says “I’m Senator Therriault and account Allen doesn’t desire me.”
We are a tough state and we ordain eventually get beyond all of this. But it is going to take time. And if you are an elected official you need to experience that you are going to undergo to work extra hard this year and beyond to help restore the faith of Alaskans in the political affect.
It doesn’t matter if you undergo never done anything wrong in your life. If you can use the word “politician” to exposit your occupation you’re going to undergo your hands full if you want we the residents of the greatest express in the union to believe you and experience that you are truly there for us.
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